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| looked too sexy in her shirt, so Fred |
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| stuck flowers in his hair and a dak in his mouth |
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| before he calmly took to his feet and moved swiftly across the room with a certain slur to his gait that made several people aware of him immediately. Unfortunately for the gentleman in the blue sweater by the jukebox, Fred had swaggered by unnoticed, flowers in his hair, dak in his mouth, .45 cal in his waistband and the smell of blood on his hands... |
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| which he promptly licks clean like the suave vamp he is and says .. mmmm tastes like chicklings... |
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| as he pulls out his false teeth and picks all the feathers out |
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| spitting in the spittoon causing patrons to all turn curiously at that strange peculiar sound of bone bits clinking against aluminium porcelain |
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| He grins his toothless grin with blood smeared around his chops. He places his fangs back in his mouth and spreads arms as they turn into wings |
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| and flies toward the burning sun with a rage of tenderness |
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| fueled by the toxic chemicals from the human blood he searches for his she vampire bat |
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By: paerina
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| whom he finds seated demurely with a handful of coins in one hand and a jar full of blow flies in the other at a pokey machine in a pokey little joint in a pokey little friendly rural town nestled in the shadow of the Tararua Ranges with a hard to pronounce maori name which means to run around on a sandbank.... (exhales lol) |
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haha!!!
after winning the hokey pokies and downing a bottle of ycato she releases the blow flies to track her blind bat to guide him back to their cave somewhere in the Tararua ranges where the cheese is made |
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By: paerina
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Morena Ripeka :)
lmao @ blowflies to guide blindbats... love it..
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At which point the leading fly called 'goose' coz he won a ton of prizes at formation school buzzed a diddle it and made a fly line straight for the eye on a giant billboard poster of a certain politician who shall remain nameless as the locals couldn't bring themselves to pull it down on account it had become a major landmark despite the politician losing the election and so the fly circled the eye which was actually a spy satellite alert system which immediately went off inside the cheese factory that was actually a front for a vampire community living in the cave beneath who watch twilight movies 24/7 who were currently experiencing a massive boom in global sales for pale makeup and lipstick which was also being manufactured in the ever deeper depths of the cave, when suddenly the first of bell rings went (there are three) to warn workers just arriving that the factory will start working in five minutes. The dapper vamp and his tramp were just in time.. |
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| to set the tone, they hung up jack-o-lanterns , burned incense... rolled those doobies and turned on that jukebox "Yes music shall resound through these hallowed halls Vampy", said he of the roundtable which was no longer long and rectangular oblongy like, "Vlad"! said Vampy "are Milli Vanilli coming to this outrageous reception"? ..Vlad replied "OH.. |
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By: paerina
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haha mar..
'oh' Vlad said again. Well Vanilli will. Don't know about Milli. 'Milli's singer is still waiting to get paid for his last voice over gig. All is not lost we still have Mykill Blackson and his live brothers coming any moment now.... Until then... Lets all limbo!!!...**music plays** |
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lol Paerina :) x
to that oh so familiar tune "Rubber ducky, your'e the one, you make voice over time lotsa fun".... "Oh Jermaine", said Janet who was not a live brother but a live sister .. "do you think that Mykill will rock his world, babycake"?.... "Good question Janet"... "Umm Umm ... |
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By: paerina
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I think she's tryna say mmm N mmm? prodded Vamp.. 'Don't be silly said Janet.. mmm N mmm sucks pale blood.. I meant my new song I wrote with the bullfrog's skinny kuzz, can't think of his name at the moment, he was green..
It goes like this... **clears throat**
*sings* Um Um Munna ..beep beep beep bee deeeep...
"Hey!!! that song has already been done, interrupted Jermain.".. Janet silenced him with a stone cold look and sharply retorted.. I know that. Do I look stupid? I'm going to make it my own by adding soul. I have lots of souls to give this song. And I look like MyKill whereas you still look like a black person..
"Alright Alright, enough" Said vamp.. We don't want to end up looking like a message board" "You sound just fine Janet" *coughs* Now lets have some cheekos... Whose for more blood?.... While the house band continued to play Abba... |
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"Blood... did I hear the word Blood"? said the head of the Blood Transfusion Department - Dorkland Area Health Board, who just happened to be near the same vicinity.
She had a brainstorm of an idea ... (thinking to herself, hmmm ) "That's it Janet and Vamp ... bite the necks of the ones who do not feed us"...an astonished Janet said " What ever do you mean"? ..."Get as much blood as you can! you silly not so black girl nearly a white girl.. it will be traded for carbon moonwalking footprints"...so |
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By: paerina
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crackin up Mar :p..
friggin moonwalkin footprints, what flippers..
anyway lets not speak ill of the bled. "Now for the moment we've all be waiting for" announced Vamp being the all consumptional professional that he is or was it Vlad? damnation they all look and sound the same in a Cave.. "Throw up and Yell!!" Who'll go first?... |
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| "No, not I "! said the man with the golden pun, "Bond, Hemi Bond is my name .. a man for all seasons and reasons .. will I do"? ( a brief pause ) "Oh thanks for the offer Hemi", said Janet, " Is your pun fully loaded, with wit and intelligence, albeit remotely"? a bemused and bewildered Hemi pondered and thought to himself.. " A remote did you say... |
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| (contradictory in terms of course ).. typically cave like (lol ) . he chuckled to himself ..and then |
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