By: bongothemongo
4/04/2009
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a personal fav.
aww um imnot really tht gud at ahhh this pickup line stuff, ahh can ijust play with ya tits.
or lick ur finger wipe it on her top and urs and say what say we get out of these wet clothes |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
4/04/2009
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| that would probably earn you a kic k in the nuts or a slap in the mouth! |
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By: paerina
4/04/2009
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bongo..
you'd get a better result with...
you hor*ny?
trust me it'll work better than that one
For me?
chocolate works... im easy.. |
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By: xavarian1
4/04/2009
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| Hey, don't talk to him, talk to me; I'm from another planet. |
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By: t.wilton@xtra.co.nz
4/04/2009
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| Phark me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?? |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
4/04/2009
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| xavarian another planet oh okay ?? |
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By: robandjocole
4/04/2009
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| take a pill paerina, was just being witty |
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By: ophiuchus14
4/04/2009
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| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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By: ophiuchus14
5/04/2009
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| Hey teacher, I need a lesson in practical sexual education and human biology |
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By: ophiuchus14
5/04/2009
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| Why are my messages not going at the bottom the the page |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| robandjocole! witty? really?ffs! |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| thinking with ones brain helps guys, not the think with 98& in wherever it is and the other 2% in the same place if your corny cheesy sleazy comments are anything to go by, it would possibly only get you the blow up doll ! :) LMAO trippers! |
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By: thesquirrels@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| this pickup line never fails. "hey you would be the ugly one of the group so coming home with me will be your only chance of a root this centry |
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By: droich
5/04/2009
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| I was with a group of friends in a niteclub, one of which decided to try out this no fail line....'Id eat a metre of your s.hit just to get near your p.ussy'....needless to say he went home not just without the girl, but without his friends as well......best approach is no approach at all....get on the dancefloor by yourself and wait for them to come to you - never fails (unless you dance like Carlton Banks) |
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By: majik001
5/04/2009
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| do u like babies wanna go halves in 1 |
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By: droich
5/04/2009
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| Lets go back to my place and do some Math - add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply |
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By: shanecameron65
5/04/2009
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
hahahahaha
I know i shouldn't laugh |
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By: datagarble
5/04/2009
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| LMAO Shane |
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By: classicplayer2001
5/04/2009
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
bongothemongo, classic bro hahaha |
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By: ophiuchus14
5/04/2009
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| My bed is cold at the moment, can you help warm it with me please. |
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By: holdenvk@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock |
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By: chemsworth@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| Hey, do you want to go halves in a baby. |
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By: zk.turner
5/04/2009
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Im a chick and no this didnt work, but I work in a bar and the latest one for me was:
Do you sleep on your stomach....no?.... Can I?
anyway thought it was worth the contribution |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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zk turner :)
only a man would make that comment look at all the others , it a piss take post ?? or sort of lol :) |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| short of getting themselves a date with a hardup lady no doubt :)?? their blow up hands LOL :) |
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