By: paerina
5/04/2009
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lol turner .. it's all in the delivery..mustve been good to contribute that one.. I like it.
Guy.
Bet you can't guess the fastest time on record a woman'a achieved a mind blowing orgasm?
Lady.. (hesitantly) how fast?
Guy.. |
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By: paerina
5/04/2009
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| Got a minute? |
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By: eigoog@xtra.co.nz
5/04/2009
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| I don't think that we will work out, I think we should split up!!!! |
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By: ophiuchus14
5/04/2009
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| Awwww but it was getting interesting. |
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By: madaxe01
5/04/2009
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| hey....nice to meet you....lol...SMILE... |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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| hey what is your name, be polite no need to be rude or all macho, man it will never work if a guy tries to be hey mr smooth and sleazy! |
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By: eigoog@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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| how much do you cost:o |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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women of worth and value cannot be bought okay! priceless hence self worth and respect of ones body etc and oh the mind! brains :)
some of the lines are funny though LOL :) |
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By: thesquirrels@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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| this pickup line never fails. "hey you would be the ugly one of the group so going home with the dog will be your only chance of a root this centry, but the dogs not keen either so i guess its you and my mate over there. |
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By: chemsworth@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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| Did you fart? Because you blew me away |
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By: jay.player@rocketmail.com
6/04/2009
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| How you doing?.. works every time, but usually I just stand there like an e r e c t p e n i s, that always draws them in. |
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By: chemsworth@xtra.co.nz
6/04/2009
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| jay, was that with an e rect pe nis |
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By: givetohimtoave
6/04/2009
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| your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day. |
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By: givetohimtoave
6/04/2009
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do you want a root?
no? well can you just lie down while I have one? |
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By: givetohimtoave
6/04/2009
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N.R.N.R.H
No Root, No Ride Home |
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By: truthnbliss
6/04/2009
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You look familiar.
Have we had sex.!! |
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By: givetohimtoave
6/04/2009
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| I hate to see you leave but LOVE to watch you walk away. |
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By: eigoog@xtra.co.nz
10/04/2009
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wtf,
it wasn't me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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By: tjhoodless
7/05/2009
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| hi i'me a scuba diver and have learned to breathe through my ears, care for a swim? |
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By: alsplace1701
7/05/2009
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Sit on my face and I will guess your weight....
It only worked once and she was a blond hairdresser???? |
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By: tonyandjudanne@xtra.co.nz
8/05/2009
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I,m not a guy but i wish to share my partners pick up line from 7 years ago.
It goes*****EVENING YOU LOOK LIKE MY FAVOURITE ACTRESS I JUST CAN'T THINK OF HER NAME RIGHT NOW.
To this very day he still trying to think of her name. |
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By: millerdestinee
9/05/2009
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pick up lines aye,
wel it not the lines that get the girl (yes i am a girl)...its the interest smile at her with sincerity look at her with warmth listen to her and show u"ve listened by repeating stuff back so she knows u heard and remember wot she says girls dont like to repeat themselves adjust to her body language dont crowd her but if she looks for physical contact giv this,this works weather it 1st meeting the girl,or a 1st date or a dating couple or even married folk this is wot girls want,they dont want heavily reused pick up lines trust me on this one guys they want to be sweept off their feet and made to feel special and unique for who they r,mark my words im right |
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By: therockandrollerpress
9/05/2009
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| "Ahhhhhhh !!! Me Back ! ! ! |
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By: offsided36
10/05/2009
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| Hey babe, you have eyes like spanners....really.....ye s, really. They tighten my nuts. |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
12/05/2009
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| really lol.. |
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