By: lanzwithkids
13/05/2009
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Hi all, Got to admit I have laughed out loud to at least 3/4 of the lines and the rest groaned... what the hell?!?!?
but some of the best lines are those that make a girl laugh.. trouble is later when you find out they were serious!!! and the line they know is ALL THEY KNOW lmao |
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By: lanzwithkids
13/05/2009
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latest pickup line I have had.. that seriously worked like a pig flying, was.. a young guy stands beside me (who I hadn't even spoke to all night); as the lights go up and states loudly "when everyone leaves we'll go home.."
bahahahaha he was all of 20 and I'm hitting 40 very soon.
I don't know what was funnier, his age or his absolute cheek lol (although don't get me wrong nothing wrong with younger guys.. I can be a cougar if need be wahahahaha) |
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By: jay.player@rocketmail.com
15/05/2009
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Are you a prostitute,
or can i get it free? |
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By: crutabs
16/05/2009
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if i followed you home would you keep me??????
very good one for me........ |
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By: dirtydirtysouthridesagain
16/05/2009
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Okay, I am going to share one of most embarrassing moments.
I thought I was a bit of a stud when I was younger LOL
Me and a friend had been out to a Melbourne festival called Moomba. We picked up a couple of girls and brought them back to his place. He had the good looking one, and I had been left with the bushpig (yep, i'm a good sort, I took one for the team every now and then LOL)
Anyways, my friend took off to another room with the prety one leaving me and bushy alone. I proceeded to take of ALL my clothes and jumped into bed. Now this is the crucial part, do not try this at home (or anywhere LOL)
Once I was under the covers I romantically said "How bout some sex?" Now, we must take into account as already said, I was a complete stud thinking I was gods gift, she, as said, was a bushpig wilderbeest, the automatic response to this request had to be "YES"...........BUT, she just looked at me and said "no thanks" LOL
OH faark, talk about my ego shriveling up.....among other things LOL |
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By: liddee_lu
16/05/2009
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| hehehehe, Dirty....How little men know about women!!! |
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By: dirtydirtysouthridesagain
16/05/2009
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hardly a man, merely a boy of 17 at the time LOL
...but it did hurt hahahaha
I have learned heaps since then, but still no nothing. |
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By: vontice_88
16/05/2009
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| no pickup lines work..girls can pick and choose who they like and dont..and can read what type of guy you are in the first few minutes she meets you.. |
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By: paerina
16/05/2009
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speak for yerself von
when you're on the wrong side of 60.. any line will do
and a paper bag ... :) |
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By: tinyteddies@rocketmail.com
16/05/2009
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| Jump on the karaoke and sing a a few songs in your best singing voice. Works every time for me, however I have a beautiful singing voice. |
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By: spiritofthemachine
16/05/2009
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Come with me if you want to live.
Worked on Sarah Connor twice |
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By: mikejose@xtra.co.nz
17/05/2009
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| you all suck bahahahhaha |
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By: tekepiro69er
17/05/2009
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| Girl ! get your ass over here, Now ! |
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By: jafaprincess
17/05/2009
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My best friend doesn't use a line, he jus' speaks in spanish [he's fluent]. He could be saying anything but it works every time.
And it doesn't hurt that he's good looking. |
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By: albertf67@ymail.com
17/05/2009
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| Are you a hooker? Do you take vouchers from the entertainment book? |
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By: jasonreece_thompson
17/05/2009
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Heard this one on the rock the other day,
You got some beautiful legs there,what time do they open. |
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By: datagarble
17/05/2009
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I got the perfect,100% ,never fails one.
But its a secret. |
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By: madaxe01
17/05/2009
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hey how are you....smile....nice to meet you...
......works every time..... |
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By: jay.player@rocketmail.com
17/05/2009
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| Pass her over bro! |
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By: geartown@rocketmail.com
30/05/2009
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yea bro,
after you! |
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By: vmadden_apex@xtra.co.nz
30/05/2009
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| True story. A pakeha mate of mine, ex MOT (now that's a while ago), typical rugby head, drank like a fish and loved a bit of fisty-cuffs , in his usual drunken state would ask a girl: "Would you like to see my socks?" if answered with an affirmative, would then drop his pants around his ankles. Did it one night in the public bar at the Duke in Mt Wgtn which was patronised predominantly by the bro's. Could have heard a pin drop. Got the steely glares from behind the obligatory sunnies. Had to drag him out of that mess, but the p.r.i.c.k got the girl too! Don't know if it would still work today. |
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