By: bron.f@xtra.co.nz
21/11/2008
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Following on from Nanas ginger p.u.s.s.y....
Joseph running into the dining room while dad having a cuppa with stock agent "Dad, Kelly (dog) done a sh** in mummys bedroom. I kicked her a*rs*" |
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By: monstertrauma
21/11/2008
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I remember my Mom told me stories of me being embarrassing.
One time we were in a restaurant and I randomly yelled 'MOM, DO I HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE CLOSET AGAIN?' I had never slept in a closet, no-one knew why I said it. Needless to say, Mom was pretty embarrassed.
Then there was that wedding where I would only miaow at people in reply ... |
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By: talkinged@xtra.co.nz
21/11/2008
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| Straight out of the mouths of babes. My girl told her teacher earlier this year "my mummy and I have the same sexy nickers" he's a male arrrrg. |
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By: gramsngrampsx2
21/11/2008
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| oh, this brings back a good memory! Husband, I, our daughter at the time who just turned 3, her sister who was 2 and the baby at 6 months - driving to S. Island...stopped at a McDonalds on the way, a HUGE one, can't remember the name of the town now, but was on highway 1...anyway - Chiquitta had been potty trained and was very very proud of herself...we sit down to eat, dad says quietly, I have to use the toilet. On his way back, Chiquitta spies dad coming out of the toilet, and at the TOP of her voice yells, in a very crowded restaurant...DAD DID YOU GO POO???? Not just once, but TWICE...hubby was so red and I was laughing so hard (along with the entire place) I was crying! |
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By: talkinged@xtra.co.nz
21/11/2008
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| my now 23yr old son used to play rugby league when he was a young fella, at about 6yrs old he got his first black eye and was soooo proud, we went to the local foodtown and the checkout girl (known to us through frequent shopping) says "what happened to you" my son replied "my mummy bashed me" the little tyke, if that had happened today I'd be locked up and the key thrown away. |
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By: xkiwihoneyx
21/11/2008
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| I used to work with an autistic boy and he saw his swimming instructor at one of our shows at school and he said "Its nice to see u in ur clothes!" |
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By: bron.f@xtra.co.nz
21/11/2008
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| 1 of my daughters is known in our family for always being bitten if there is a flea around, another 1 is very attractive to headlice. They are 12 months apart and look alike. One day a very prim and proper great aunt was saying how hard it was to tell them apart. Kathryn pipes up "I know how you can tell us apart - I'm the one with nits and shes the one with fleas" |
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By: xkiwihoneyx
21/11/2008
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| Oh true..lol |
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By: nana_mac@rocketmail.com
21/11/2008
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LOL bron for those who missed it
several years ago we had a ginger kitten my daughter named Kitty. She told our neighbour (Who I hardly knew) that 'Mummy's got a ginger p.u.s.s.y'. It was the only time in my life I regretted being a redhead !! |
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By: soniaprahash
21/11/2008
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mine is kinda dirty...
I'd read those kid's encylopaedia of questions type thing
and of course, one of the questions was (guess)
"Where do babies come from?"
So like I was in the (very crowded) train station, and I asked my mum if I could have a baby sister (which I really wanted at the time. Now that I have one...) She said that 'we'll have to wait and see." I asked a few more times and she always replied with the same answer. Now we were in the train, and I was getting really frustrated. In the middle of a lull, I just burst out "Why don't you just have sex?!"
That was when my parents realized I wasn't such a little angel... |
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By: unclenana@xtra.co.nz
21/11/2008
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| Oh bron!!! LOL LOL LOL !!! They always save their best lines for the worst possible relatives and moments dont they!!! LOL |
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By: dirtysouthagain
21/11/2008
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sonia, when I was a little boy, I was brought up Baptist, yes me lol, we had the minister over for dinner and I told him a joke I had heard.
* with hand actions* Chinese eyes, Chinese knees, goodness gracious what are these? *pulling the front of my shirt out at chest level* |
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By: scottspears7
21/11/2008
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| My oldest daughter was about three at the time and we were going through the macdonlds drive through we were up at the window we asked her what she would like she told us she wanted nuggets, then yelled out as loud as she could to please put the cheese up the chickens bum bum. My partner and just about dyed of embarrassment. |
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By: soniaprahash
21/11/2008
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| hahahaha dirtysouthagain that's funny... not sure the minister woulda thought so... |
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By: dirtysouthagain
21/11/2008
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| he did actually, he wasn't completely devoid of humour, I was only 5 after all :-) |
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By: soniaprahash
21/11/2008
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| were your parents mortified? |
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By: reesnailz
21/11/2008
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| My god mother's son was a neighbour of Dalvanius(In Patea) my sister and mum went up to Patea for a weekend before Dal died obviously and nephew was 3 yrs old God brother (LOL) told my nephew in a whisper go tell Dal he's too bloody fat, so nephew goes up to Dal pokes him in the belly and says really loud your too bloody fat, Mum nearly fell off her chair |
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By: soniaprahash
21/11/2008
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my little brother, when friends of the family were over:
This is our rabbit, he's called panda cause he has black eyes.... *picks up rabbit* he's a little violent and he has sharp claws..... but wait a moment.... look, his willy isn't fluffy like the rest of him!! |
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By: diamondgirl_49
22/11/2008
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"Drama queen" a little wee cousin who was three at the time to her teacher who happened to be a man! :) :)
he had been asking in a loud voice for the children to keep the noise down! :) :) |
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By: cidermad
22/11/2008
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not just kids.....
when my son just started school he would be collected by a workmate's wife. She was a big girl and others would call her 'tank' behind her back. And of course one day i called that to her face.. I was mortified |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
22/11/2008
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my youngest son, 2-3 years old middle of the supermarket on the busiest day of the week, poor tyke was not yet in control of his man tower, and at the check out gets a sudden rise, calls out to us lucky perants " MUM DAD LOOK MINES GOT A BONE IN IT" I have never heard such a small voice carry so far in all my life.
The whole supermarket went quiet lol |
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By: cidermad
22/11/2008
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| classic David, just classic |
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By: shaneandjack@xtra.co.nz
22/11/2008
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| Tis is a wee bit old but funny no less - When I was 6, my parents took our family to the beehive. Ma and pa were stronf labour supporters.....apprarentl y I sat in an ordinary seat and asked in a crowed hall and at top of my 6yr old voice...." Is this where piggy muldon sits?" . Parents horrifyed ! |
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By: wiggley@xtra.co.nz
22/11/2008
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| When my eldest now 16 went to kindy, we took the baby along, the teacher decided to have a discussion about babies and asked, 'how does your mummy the feed baby' of course his reply was 'she uses her boobies' stupid teacher |
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By: bron.f@xtra.co.nz
22/11/2008
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| This just happened right this minute. Joseph runs inside with water on him. "I've got pee on me". I ask the obvious question "Where did it come from?". His reply "Out of Will's p.e.n.i.s!". |
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