By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
22/06/2009
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| Guess who is a Trivia Night champion for the second year running [he asked quizzically, pointing to the shiny trophy catching the sunlight at just the right angle ...] |
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By: orange_roughie
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imagine giving a handjob to a guy, wearing glove's would
sort of be like rough ah!!
the working girls are wearing masks too i hear!!
ah whats the damn world coming too!!
hahahahhhhahhahahhahhaah
oh geez !! |
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By: cblabber
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| Congrats Dana...I used to love the trivia nights at our local pub in the UK ? The music ones used to stuff me though.... |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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Hey cb ...
Yep, I love 'em ... My wife used to say, 'Who CARES who scored the last goal in the last world cup ... WHERE'S THE MILK?!?!' ...
WIMMIN !!! Just no pleasing 'em - |
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By: cidermad
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| I loved playing TP as well - great pastime on holiday - sitting in the caravan in the evenings |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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And Pictionary too :) - Always guaranteed a laugh or fifty
I used to use it as a time filler before the bell when I taught primary, kids loved it - |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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| Good Morning all! Another beautiful view from up here today! |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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Morena Hine ...
Aint it though ... You see from HEEEEEEERE ....
All the way to THERRRRRRRRRRRRRE - |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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| How was your weekend my friend did you spend it with your lovely whanau? |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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Hine ...
Usual round of sports as the weather was beautiful - 4/5 play netball, so that's most of Saturday gone, and yesterday we had a tournament in Tokoroa at which the Rotorua Year 6 won their grade ...
First-up tournament so that's a good start to the year - Our eldest twin plays GK, her sister trialled but is almost a head shorter so that probably contributed to her non-selection ... |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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Here's a morning funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
. GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES : I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........
reboot. |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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Continued...
ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
D.ICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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| Nice Dana! Congrats on the tournament! I stayed at mum's this weekend, you know her, I think you went to school together in Putaruru. We had an interersting guest for dinner last night (Caps), it was truly a hoot!! |
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By: hine_raumati@xtra.co.nz
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More funnies lol!
I, the P.nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Pniss :
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you should.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...
Best way to start any day - With a chuckle |
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By: dana.stevens@xtra.co.nz
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Anyone else about and feeling cerebral ?!?
Song titles with a colour in the name -
- As 'usual'
~ 'No-Fair-Searching-On-The -Internet' rules apply :)
~ One song per Post
Go ...
Blue Bayou - Linda Ronstadt |
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By: lianne.kojak
22/06/2009
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| Yellow Submarine \ The Beatles |
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By: november60rain
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| Purple Rain / Prince |
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| Misty Blue / Dorothy Moore |
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By: lianne.kojak
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Lady in Red
Chris DeBurgh |
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By: november60rain
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| Green Grass of home / Tom Jones |
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| Black is Black |
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By: lianne.kojak
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| Black Magic Woman / Santana |
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| Blue Suede Shoes / Elvis |
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By: chemsworth@xtra.co.nz
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| Rainbow Connection - Kermit the frog |
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