By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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| Here you go - definetly well overdue :) |
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By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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| Ok got the smartest sexiest fiestiest agony aunt to answer all those burning questions... fire away and don't hold back!!! |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| hello nivah, geeeze already posted on the secksayforya post oh dear aroha mai :)*** |
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By: need.2sail
3/07/2009
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| Dear Aunt Dodgey - why is my pen!s always hard? hahahaa |
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By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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| Hi Mar, oh well if you think of anything else... bet it was good to get that off your chest aye? lol |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| yes it was, now one can go down from Dd to B lol lol |
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By: need.2sail
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| Bl00dy useless advice column this it, you don't even reply to me - lol |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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marja - answered
needy - you may need surgery to get your hand off it
Gotta dash out, will be back to answer your burning questions very soon. |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| sew up the holes in your trouser pockets :) lol |
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By: lotoyespls
3/07/2009
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Why..Ummmm Why ummmm..Fkit...
MATRON....Turn me over I've got cramp again....:( |
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By: powley9
3/07/2009
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| dodgey how can i get unknotted from hazel? |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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Dearest Powley, lean over close to her ear, gently brush her hair aside and sink your teeth deep into the nape of her neck.
She should deflate instantly and allow you to disentangle yourself.
Regards
Aunty Dodgey |
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By: lotoyespls
3/07/2009
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Whatever you do # 9, don't throw her a bone..
She'll drag you around the back yard.... |
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By: powley9
3/07/2009
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| lotto old chap , my mum was 88 when she went last year, she started to hum to herself and tap time to it , when visiters came. there is a old bloke next door hes 90 he does the same, i wondered if that has kicked in with you yet? lol |
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By: lotoyespls
3/07/2009
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Sorry # 9...
Say it again please..
Can't hear anything over all this humming & tapping.... |
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By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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| Right so where did everyone go? Lunch? |
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By: luna.bella19
3/07/2009
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| we need time to recompose ourselves after reading loto's advice to powley. rofl. * |
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By: powley9
3/07/2009
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| and it didnt work |
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By: mrshazelrobinson
3/07/2009
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Ohhhh Powley, I do love it when you talk dirty to me. Whats this on my neck. Oh BLOOD! More Powley more, bite me some more, lower down though...
What are you all looking at, bloody perverts, leave me and Powley alone!!! |
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By: lotoyespls
3/07/2009
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| Been alone long enough now..?????? |
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By: sandybays@ymail.com
3/07/2009
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Dear Aunty Dodgey
I am having a sad day.
They keep posting words on the unscramble threads that I can't solve.
I have lost my deposit book for the business banking.
And that's all the problems I can think of right now...
Yours insincerely
Sandy |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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<averts eyes in case powleys still at it>
Dearest Sandybays
You are the epitomy of genius on the word threads. The clue has to be wrong. Ensure you have a phallic shaped golden helen. Order a replacement and advise the tormentor what to do with the helen and advise that we do not want it returned, if that is physically possible.
Dont worry about the business deposit book. Just put it in your personal account for now.
Love and kisses
Aunty Dodgey |
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By: glen.kiwi
3/07/2009
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Dear Aunt Dodgey
I have officialy 'missplaced' my man card, after an unfortunate misshap, of being subjected to yet another episode of flippin coro, follwed my the Michael Jackson story.. All in the endless search for and increase in marital fornication. I'm now too depressed to perform, and am thinking of going pshycic to find that priceless piece of cardboard. |
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By: cblabber
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| PMSL @ Kiwi but can't wait to hear the magic words from our esteemed agony aunt :) |
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By: sandybays@ymail.com
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Dear Aunty Dodgey
Thank you very, very, much for your wise advice. I feel so much better already.
It just so happens that the one and only Golden Helen award I have ever, ever, received (due to juggling three ID's at the time) is phallic-shaped. I will prepare it for it's alleged new home.
Your idea about putting the business money into my personal account is topnotch. I don't know why I didn't think of it before. It will save me so much time and effort transferring the money later. I can't see any downside to that whatsoever.
Yours most gratefully
Sandy
p.s. Off to do the banking now xxooxx |
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