By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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touch me again pumpkin and i will burn your friggn house down.
are we clear? |
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By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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| Gosh Dodgey it seems your time is precious and demand is high - better start charging for your esteemed services? |
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By: bigpumpkin22
3/07/2009
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| As mud*** |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| You do your job so well Aunty Dodgey , and yes one will agree with nivah, you should get paid! *** since giving me advice on the "flirting post", life has just gotten so much better*** honestly, I should have confessed earlier, oh well such is life.. Pai Marire :) |
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By: lotoyespls
3/07/2009
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LMFAO Dodgeyone**
And that is not something I do often at my age because it actually happens..:( |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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Thank you marja *wink, i am just so impressed that you have that much energy. ***
However, it is with deep regret that i must announce that i am taking a week off to ride in the forest, surf and chill out with my sxy beast. Even my child has abandoned the domecile for surfing with her rellies so my standards are about to change significantly for a short period.
I will check in here on Wednesday to solve everyone's problems, do i hear a volunteer to hold the fort in my absence? |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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| 'perceived' =[ |
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By: nivah5
3/07/2009
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Ummm how bout the pumpkin?
Can always count on a bit of empathy and sound advice there... :) |
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By: ghostsgirl16
3/07/2009
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| I'll whip on Aunty Dodgeys shoes for a bit. Though I must warn you, my standard reply is "Oh really? Get over it" |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| loto he has had an agony uncle post before :) |
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By: jackiesimpson@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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Dear Dodgey
Can you please clarify what you mean by sexy beast??
Do you refer to your motorbike, your horse or your man??
Thankyou |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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ghostygal ***mwahs***xxxxx
hows our lil dodgeybabe doing?
pumpkin? agony aunt? pharkme, i guess he could use a different one of his 47 personalities to relate to the myriad of issues that arise? |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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| my man yaytheyleft **** |
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By: ghostsgirl16
3/07/2009
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| The dodgeybabe is 11weeks and I am finally seeming to get over the morning sickness and am feeling a bit more human again. very very tired and cranky at times but ghosty is a honey and puts up with me |
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By: jackiesimpson@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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Swearing at dodgey under her breath!
Now whos gunna believe me about yaytheyleft????
lmao
Well I hope you get to ride your man as well as your horse.
Have fun. |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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Dearest Ghostgirl
Anyone asking advice from someone called 'dodgey' probably deserves nothing more than your suggested standard response.
Love and kisses
Aunty d |
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By: ghostsgirl16
3/07/2009
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| Oh but Aunty D!! I remember when I first graced this MB, it was advice you were giving me. And wow what advice it was. Would have followed it to, if not for the fact that my father is a cop and at the time I worked in a courthouse, next to a whole bunch of coppers. Would have been fun though!! And made the ex squirm a bit !!!!! |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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Dearest Ghostygal
I recall the correspondence clearly.
That service runs concurrent to this one, and we offer a comprehensive and easily adapted revenge service.
We also do matchmaking with baby guarantee.
I beleive we have a single woman on our books currently. Who wants her?
Please apply.
Regards
Aunty Dgy |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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furthermore Ghostyg, all suggestions on the revenge issue were tried and proven and squirm could be considered an understatement.
Love
Aunt Dod |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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Dearest Fans
I reluctantly shut down for the evening, as i have an engagement for dinner with my devinely superior child.
Please run the business in my absence and give all cheques to sandybays, she knows what to do with them.
Have a great weekend
xx
d |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| have a great weekend aunty dodgey :) **** |
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By: dodgey33
3/07/2009
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| LOL, seeya marja. Give your bit on the side an extra squeeze for me. x |
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By: bigpumpkin22
3/07/2009
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| You make him sound like a tube of tooth paste Dodge.. |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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| Awwww! shut up bigpumpkin :) |
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By: nancypeters@xtra.co.nz
3/07/2009
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dear aunty dodgey
my wine bottle is nearly empty and the glass seems to have a leak in it, what can I do?
Please help |
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