By: ferrico2
26/08/2008
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I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head. |
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By: ferrico2
26/08/2008
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Almost midnight now, kiddies. The witchin' hour...
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me ???????????
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| Lucifer Lol!! |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| ummm are you my daddy :) |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| sorry purple, I am lol |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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mornin PP, mar_ja
====> blows kisses to the ladies |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| gd morning David ..blows kissess back xxxxx |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| oops i mean gd morning daddy lol |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| good morning all! have a great day, and keep smiling! |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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always mar_ja
Only way to stay sane lol
Oh and pp, I hope you are not leaving trhe house like that???
you are wearing too much. Take some off lol |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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gd morning Mar
and dad im sorry drops clothes to floor |
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By: taxikwikcab@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| marilyn manroe |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| thats cool! fold up those knickers pp! or the slingshots lol! |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| that's better pp, now I know you are ready for the mystery flights |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| rofl..ok i folded my clothes |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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gotta run for a while folks, time to change offices and get my day well under way
at least I am not under water
poor sods down south
I hope my pig hunting spot is still there |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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PP <=============== you are right, double D's
very nice |
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By: taxikwikcab@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| 1st u were satan, then u wer hitler, then u wur YOURSELF!! |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| Ferrico 2 .... Mankind!(humanity) |
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By: ferrico2
27/08/2008
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2 points for mar_ja for Lucifer.
(Good morning everyone, by the way.)
The clue in the post just ahead of Lucifer remain open to whoever wants to claim the extra score. Fingers on your buzzers... |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| the grim reaper |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| jumpin jack flash |
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By: david_adams@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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that'll be enough jumping jacks for you PP
especially without your bra on
My eyes are still bouncing |
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By: purplepantry@xtra.co.nz
27/08/2008
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| hehehehe my bad sorry |
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By: ferrico2
27/08/2008
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Jumping jack it is!
two points for purple!
Now everyone be sure to mark that on your scorecards, alright? |
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