By: shootmcgraw
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| If you invited Jesus to your party, he'd turn all the water into wine or beer or Woodies or anything, 'cause Jesus is Way Cool. |
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By: therockandrollerpress
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| Probably roll up huge Marleys for everyone too! |
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By: shootmcgraw
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He would,
Us: Oh no..we've only got grass clippings!
JC: Look in the Lawn mower catcher again my friends...
Us: Primo Buds!!!! Woohooo goooooo Jesus!
Jesus is Way cool. |
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By: therockandrollerpress
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| And score us all Harleys with gas tanks that were always full! |
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| So we can be like Brian! |
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By: shootmcgraw
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Oh yeah...
Jesus would make it so the Harleys never needed maintainence
Then he's miracle us up a Club rooms and we'd be known as:
The Holy Rollers!
oh Yeah! :-) |
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By: jaygosh@rocketmail.com
3/11/2009
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| and have a gay old time? |
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By: shootmcgraw
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| If you were gay Jesus wouldn't mind...Jesus is Way cool... |
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By: jaygosh@rocketmail.com
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| if thats what you have to tell yourself... |
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By: shootmcgraw
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jay it's okay///Jesus Loves you...he thinks you're Way Cool too!!
:-) |
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By: shootmcgraw
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If you ran out of charcoal and Jesus was at your BBQ, he'd say look in the bag again...and there would be a bottomless supply of charcoal..Jesus is Way Cool
:-) |
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| i know Jesus loves me, i was refered to in his sermons "from the mouths of babes" shall the truth be told. |
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By: therockandrollerpress
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| Or maybe he could zapparoonie a whole mess of new planets so we could all have one each and not have to put up with each others' bullsh1t anymore? |
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| lawl your already on your own planet |
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By: shootmcgraw
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If we were astronauts and needed a planet Jesus would make one in a flash...mine would be tropical and have lots of lovely ladies all called Mary...
Jesus is Way cool :-) |
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By: ilovebushmorethancheney
3/11/2009
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If you don't like Bulls' shyt, Co-ck, just tell her.
Flossturd annoys me sometimes too. |
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By: shootmcgraw
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If you were sad and needed to hear some jokes and Jesus was there he's be the funniest comedian ever and you'd laugh so much you'd cry yourself happy...
Jesus is Way Cool. |
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By: shootmcgraw
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| Jesus walked on water...that is Way Cool. |
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By: therockandrollerpress
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| I wasn't particularly meaning flossie - just the human race generally, present company excluded! |
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| Jesus threw all the loan sharks and money-changers loot in the ditch. Now that has got to be cool! It would've all gotten mixed up and they'd have been grovelling in their fancy duds! |
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By: shootmcgraw
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tur r'n'r,
Jesus is so cool that if you were at the bar and didn't have enough cash on hand for the third round of Bollinger bottles he would say:
Use my credit card, it never maxes out.
Jesus is Way Cool |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
3/11/2009
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Ohhhh so boring,Jesus would volunteer to hang around again.
Never maxed out.....hell,another cyber Rich Lister. |
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By: shootmcgraw
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Jesus would tell stories and people would come from miles around to listen...Jesus was Way Cool
:-) |
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Remind oneself to call Barry Coleman at NBR.
muckraw deserves recognition. |
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By: ilovebushmorethancheney
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I wasn't particularly meaning flossie - just the human race generally, present company excluded!
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Don't feel excluded, just because you spend a lot of time around animals. Hell, Flossturd passes himself off as human, why shouldn't you? |
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