By: jennybee3949
4 days ago (Monday, 5:42 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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I'm not letting any of YOU lot near my eggs at harvesting time - have to chop off my head - but first you have to CATCH me!
That won't happen! :):) |
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By: chief_to_99andmax
4 days ago (Monday, 5:43 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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| "Cross pollination" hmmmmmmmm |
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By: therockandrollerpress
4 days ago (Monday, 5:54 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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G'Day.
How's they hangin'?
Ain't been about much thought I'd check out the cave, make sure the sabre tooths being fed.
Place smells a bit nice, what's wrong?
Where did the ammoniac reek go?
Oh how I missed that stench.
Still having trouble with rising thermal damp?
Good to see.
Anyway -- where shall I dump this week old mammoth carcass?
Anyone seen Ptony the Pteradactyl lately? Neanderthal Ned has fixed his bagpipes [ and painted flowers on them so I don't know how Ptony will like that]
Well - must be off. Have a Neolithic day everyone!
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By: hanging_judge@rocketmail.com
4 days ago (Monday, 6:17 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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| G'Day R&R...all is rolling along....albeit at a neandarthal pace.. |
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By: lotoyespls
4 days ago (Monday, 6:18 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Yahona...
Always a Pleasure...:)
Joining me on the Hunt today..?? |
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By: hanging_judge@rocketmail.com
4 days ago (Monday, 6:33 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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G'Day lots....unfortunately the Great Matchstick Factory beckons...
What were we hunting today anyway ? |
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By: therockandrollerpress
4 days ago (Monday, 6:35 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Good to hear, good to hear!
Hunt? I better sharpen up me obsidian antler.....
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By: lotoyespls
4 days ago (Monday, 6:44 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Chefs complaining about the room all the Dinosaur carcases are taking up, so thought maybe track down a few Schelich Macrauchenia for the BBQ later today...
Crispy or Pan..??? |
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By: therockandrollerpress
4 days ago (Monday, 7:26 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Dinosaur carcasses? YUM!! Just throw them to the sabre tooth.
I mean, The OTHER sabre tooth! Just, for the sake of all our lives, DON'T LET HIM OUT OF THE PIT!!
If you're bringing any Macrauchenia, make sure they have all been completely sneezed out. That stuff really sticks like the proverbial to a blanket!
Mind you I used some of it to retread a tyre for the Diamond-T......
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
3 days ago (Tuesday, 5:49 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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Sheilas trying to bury this vital thread huh ?
Anyone got a cure for severe jock itch ?
New moaskin codpiece not fitting right. |
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By: chinezeburns
3 days ago (Tuesday, 5:52 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| more maggots |
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By: rufjak@xtra.co.nz
3 days ago (Tuesday, 5:54 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| CLEAN THIS FN MESS! |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
3 days ago (Tuesday, 5:55 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| Tried leeches but they left me faint headed when all the blood rushed to my jock region. |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
3 days ago (Tuesday, 6:18 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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is that rufjak a sheila ??
Can't they fekn read ???
Clean up WHAT ?? |
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By: heygudlookin79
3 days ago (Tuesday, 6:20 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| (sprays floral airfresher) |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
3 days ago (Tuesday, 6:24 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| (lays steaming great 3.5 coiler turd to counter toxic sprays) |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
2 days ago (Wednesday, 10:29 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Hmmmmm....no tiny footprints in the door trap.
Must have worked. |
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By: siegfriedfollies@rocketmail.com
2 days ago (Wednesday, 10:59 am) Yahoo! Profile:
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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
CHORUS:
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo
I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go
That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars
You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars
And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
CHORUS
One night I dreamed of New York
You and I roasting blue pork
In the Statue of Liberty's torch
Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared
But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird
A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar
Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar
I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur
CHORUS 2:
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody kill the dinosaur
Repeat chorus 2 one time
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
2 days ago (Wednesday, 5:33 pm) Yahoo! Profile:
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| No fekn kraut buskers allowed !! |
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By: siegfriedfollies@rocketmail.com
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We're going hang out the washing
On the Siegfried Line
Have you any dirty washing mother dear
We're going hang out the washing
on the Siegfried Line
'Cause the washing day is here
Whether the weather may be wet or fine,
We'll just rub along without a care,
We're gonna hang out the washing
On the Siegfried Line
If that Siegfried Line's still there.
Mother dear I'm writing you from somewere in France
Hoping this find you well
Sergeant says I'm doing fine as soldier in the park
Here's the song that we all sing
this will make you laugh |
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By: mossberg12g@xtra.co.nz
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| Raus Kraut ! |
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