I was sitting outside the goldfish bowl when I saw a man with unintentional breasts and a woman with intentional legs.

Red.

Electronically accessorised.

I dropped a prawn under my seat which I will have to find later.

I am certain the prawn and the goldfish are entirely unrelated.

By: tangerinemoon_65
19/11/2009
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Haha nice one.

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19/11/2009
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laugh it up
A 55-year-old Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into having sex with him in an elaborate scam where he posed as both a handsome young man and that man's ailing father, local media reported today.

Hsu Shian-ming, who was arrested on Saturday, allegedly posted photos of a youthful male model online, claiming to be that person, and attracted numerous calls from women interested in romantic liaisons, the China Post reported.

Hsu would then use the telephone conversations to tell his victims he had a father whose medical condition required constant sex to stay alive, sweet-talking them into doing what was necessary to save him, it said.

The women would then meet up with the "father", also Hsu, waiting for them at various hotels in Taipei, according to the report.

One of his victims eventually became suspicious after several attempts to see the handsome "son" were unsuccessful, and after she uncovered the truth with the help of private investigators, police became involved, the paper said.

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19/11/2009
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Loto, are you Taiwanese?

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BUSTED......:(

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After all that nookie something would be busted.....or badly bent.

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Well that blows that idea.

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View rooves from the office window.

A woman cries. The tears roll, collect, and drop. Pool balls. Rack them up.

Black-clad sympathy.

Inane joviality.

Scarlet on alabaster.

Freeze-dried solutions. Add water and heat.

Roll.

Click.

Click.

Click.

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19/11/2009
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"You're with that," clipped, punctuated, disdainful. Perhaps, if tilted to the left, then held up to the light, then shaken gently, even merciless. The cold settles, I turn to 'that,' exusion of warmth, rainbow colours, sweet mellifluous melody.

The best part is always the centre and the best place, the tip of the tongue.

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I need a coldshower....

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What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?