By: ryeguynz
5/09/2008
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| Well it all seems pretty quiet in here and as the censor is getting a bit pithy i thought I would give myself some time out and reflect on my behaviour so here I am on the very PC naughty bench. At least the censor could send people here before having to blacklist them, its abuse, the online equivalent of smacking. Tut tut! |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| Yeah i know. Im doin 5-7 for insinuating profanities. The food here sux too... |
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By: whiplashnz
5/09/2008
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| We have a naughty bench now??? Man I LOVE this place :-) |
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By: dodgey33
5/09/2008
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| here is a pen and some paper. write us a song, bit more interesting than having you sit there whineing for hours. |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/09/2008
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| hello from the latest addition to the kingdom LOL, gotta fly now see if my soul can truly be saved????? |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| OK, mite take a minuite..Wait... Who stole my farkin pen!!! Opps.. there's another two years on top... |
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By: charlie_studd
5/09/2008
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| yeah too many of you got jealous and now look at yah..........boring farts |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
5/09/2008
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| kiwi glen kiwi LOl your pen..is in your pocket LOL |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| OK,,, NA... NA NA NA NA...Forget about the last post, write yourself another!! Help from Dave.. |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| OH cheers Mar, i get a bit irritable/confused in confined spaces,,, |
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By: ryeguynz
5/09/2008
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| A song about what? being naughty and why I'm here? or focusing on good positive behaviours and how I'll avoid the naughty bench in the future? or other, you choose? |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| Any song will do..Write one about the censor... |
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By: whiplashnz
5/09/2008
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I got slated for being naughty...
all before I even turn fourty...
smacked on the hand
and told not to stand
But to sit like a wench
on the naughty bench |
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By: dodgey33
5/09/2008
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oh ! ok. Let me think for you....
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
something cryptic, rhythmic, rhyming, full of inuendo and outstanding wit. Make it cheerful to the ear, saddening to the heart, enlightening to the spirit.
there. |
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By: whiplashnz
5/09/2008
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| Is my time up now, is still one minute for each year of your life??? Surely I can go now??? |
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By: ryeguynz
5/09/2008
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Here goes I hope it meets the criteria Dodgey. I was just going to post a poem but seems now I have a song to introduce a poem.
Clarise my apologies I think you are right in alot of ways but its friday and you kinda have set yourself for unwanted attention. I don't mean this to be personal it just spewed from my hands onto the screen and well it a bit of a laugh. I offer you dinner as recompense, home cooked or my shout at a place you choose x
Verse 1
I sit here on the naughty bench
Eyeing up a saucy wench
Supposed to spend some time reflecting
The feelings of those that Iâm affecting
Should I try to be civil?
Refrain from my drivel?
I could always be kinder
To Clarise and her minder
Chorus
Stay awake while youâre dreaming
Try to control what youâre seeing
If you catch your reflection your eyes will be blank
Avoid it and they will be gleaming
Verse 2
But then she may be the saucy wench
Whoâs walking past the naughty bench?
You know they say the quiet ones
Are prone to all the different funs
Sheâs quiet alright and quite the walker
I wonder if sheâs had a stalker
Because morality can sound a bit like dribble
But its increasing the blood flow to my diddle
Chorus
So Iâll have a look in my bag of tricks
And find a poem that I think fits
One that might get a little glisten
About something that Clarise is missing
Not the morals or God above
Not too floral or about true love
Itâs about getting high and natural urges
About loins and when your blood flow surges
Chorus
lead break
Hopefully sheâll get excited
And realise that she is invited
To kiss my ass in a certain style
Ooh thatâs the spot stay there a while
This feels a little bitter sweet
You try to be nice you are probably neat
Reminding us to up our game
Pointing out we live in shame
So here I stop I will henceforth cease
To insult and revolt the lovely Clarise |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| Powley sternly shaking head with frown and deep forhead lines....Reaply for Parole tommorow..sighs |
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By: ryeguynz
5/09/2008
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| Ryeguy.. Thats pretty fly for a white guy! Nice work.. You can have Charlies lunch and my pen.. Its all we can offer!!!A+++ |
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By: dodgey33
5/09/2008
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| fknell ryegrass, not bad at all. you have few peers on these boards when it comes to poetic prose. |
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By: dodgey33
5/09/2008
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| the first one, the 2nd one is someone elses lyrics right? |
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By: ryeguynz
5/09/2008
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| Na wrote the first one just now and wrote the second one about two years ago about a women who actually made me feel higher than drugs ever did. Had that one published on a amatuer site a while back. Glad you's enjoyed, nice to get good feed back. |
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By: whiplashnz
5/09/2008
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| Who would've guessed it eh...Ryeguys has a soft spot for ole Clarise :-) or was that a hard spot? |
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By: clarise_cash
5/09/2008
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| look people i havent doen anything except tell yous all that i dont like your smut i havent even reported yous so lay off |
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By: kiwiglen111
5/09/2008
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| Theres no use reporting people on the naughty bench Charles..We got nothing to lose. we will allways be here. Its in our DNA...Thats why your here to brother. PS, i gave yer lunch away, was 2min noodles, cooked for 5..lol |
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