By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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Why don't men die in there sleep?
Cause they can't do 2 things at once......... |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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Why don't women die in their sleep?
Cos she wakes up every time I put a pillow near her face. |
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By: rsmith111333
10/05/2008
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Why don't women die in there sleep.
Hopefully they don't waste time sleeping when they could be cooking something. |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?
So one nun can make sure the other nun doesn't get none. ;-P |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
50.
1 to change it and 49 to say it should of been me. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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How many lighting technicians does it take to change a light bulb.
Doesn't need to be lite. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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Why did they invent men?
Cause vibrators can't mow the lawns. |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, while the world revolves around them. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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I can't believe how bad my jokes are............sorry guys....I thought I knew heaps, which I do, but the page won't except them. Ok.....
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Cause it couldn't find a date. |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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Why did God invent dishwashers?
So men didn't have to wash dishes after the dishwasher had cooked for him. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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What happens when you get house invaded by a bunch of clowns?
Go for the jugglar. |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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Go for the jugglar. That made me laugh, Mary.
Scientists have recently discovered the center of the Universe and Winston Peters' is devastated it's not him. |
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By: rsmith111333
10/05/2008
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that." |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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How did the handicapped person win the disco dance?
He doesn't know, he just went up to get a packet of chips. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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How do you fit 4 elephants into a little red mini?
2 in the front 2 in the back
How do you know there's 4 elephants in your refrigerator?
There's a little red mini parked outside. |
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By: rsmith111333
10/05/2008
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This is going to get very corny. I am not helping.
man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink. |
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By: rsmith111333
10/05/2008
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man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
We need the eggs..... |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper.
He sold his soul to Santa. |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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Wheres Kati Kati?
Doesn't Matamata |
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By: brown.mary85
10/05/2008
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dyslexic devil worshipper..........
what a crack up nooz |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there is no shame in burning out and the light bulb will be o.k. with medication and group counselling. |
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By: juzzkirk
10/05/2008
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this is bad so dont give me cr@p ok
woman gets out of the womans refuge whats the first thing she does?????
the f@@kin cleaning if she knows whats good for her |
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By: juzzkirk
10/05/2008
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did you hear about the dislexic,insomniac ,agnostic????
used to stay up all night wondering if there really was a dog |
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By: juzzkirk
10/05/2008
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| sorry for the first joke...didnt mean to offend |
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By: noozilander
10/05/2008
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How many chinese does it take to change a light bulb?
Approxiamately 2 billion. Many hands make light work. |
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