By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| c'mon all u kiwi-he-men out there u no us ladies prefer style not stalls it is such a pity u so often get that wrong. its no bother we just find what we need from over the horizon, and kaituna im sure i could whack ur tuna back into the can |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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| sounds like a challenge.... |
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By: andrew.whiteman@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| Scottie after doing all that for my Mrs I would want a bonk too :) But what Im saying is, she knows I will cuddle up to her without expecting a bonk. If she not in the mood she not in the mood, but it still dont stop me from doing all the little things for her :) |
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By: smiley_scottie
6/10/2008
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more or less, it's about making love special, about making your lover feel special, and that goes both ways, I think... but don't ask me,
I'm yet to meet the special man... but still am a hopeful romantic. |
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By: nicolte@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| HUH? Since when did that come into the equation? I think you might have gone off topic my friend hahahaha |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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that's cool, most guys I know are happy to go along with that, Surely NOT everytime though....
you know we're always constant so whenever women are in the mood is great. |
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By: nicolte@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| Well, it's certainly a very special 30 seconds for me, I am quite sure she feels the same (although, come to think of it she has seemed distant lately) * sighs and thinks for a minute* I am sure it is nothing hahaha |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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| LMAO nic. |
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By: smiley_scottie
6/10/2008
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ha... I remember working in a bar with a bunch of gay blokes and one of them said he had read that the average sex act lasts 3 minutes.
he made us all shut up and do nothing for 3 minutes... my god... it did seem like a long time. |
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By: andrew.whiteman@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| Gee 30 seconds ? Whats your secret ? lmao |
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By: joepublic76
6/10/2008
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Lighten up scottie, I'd like to share a conversation I overheard in the pub the other night.
An Irishman, a pom and a Maori were at the table next to me and were talking about their recent exploits.
The Irishman said, "The last bird I had, we were at it for a good half hour and just as we were finishin', she jumped a good 6 inches off the bed. How's that boys?"
"Thats nothin old chap", the pom replied. "The last time I had a lady, we were at it for over an hour and when she got her jollies' she got at least a foot off the bed".
The Maori boy laughs and says, "Owwww, thats nuthin' you fullas! I spent 5 minutes sh@ggin the missus last night, and when I was finished I got up and wiped my wanger on the curtains, and man, SHE HIT THE ROOF!" |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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hahaha
try doing all the work for that length of time ;-P |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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ROTFLMAO joe
that's hilarious! |
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By: smiley_scottie
6/10/2008
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| heard that one... except the maori was a redneck |
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By: rsresh
6/10/2008
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| Yeah, they love beer and asian chicks |
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By: bruqet
6/10/2008
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LOL @ Joe..
No.! FIALEMAA .. One in 25 Women are not saluts just women that want a little bit of excitement in life ... Lifes too short to miss out on that .. |
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By: joepublic76
6/10/2008
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| Sorry if I'm not contributing anything intelligent to this thread, but I've never had a Kiwi man. (or any complaints BTW!) |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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lol bruquet
it was a simple reversal of the stat you posted with a lighthearted twist in tone with the thread.
even if that means cheating?? ;-P
can't help myself, sorry |
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By: bruqet
6/10/2008
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| Oh ok Fialemann... LOL...Cheating ?? Mmmmm Reminds of this night .....Awe never mind ... |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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hahaha bruqet
nice response. tantalising start then???? |
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By: fialemaa
6/10/2008
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first heard this joke by accident, as a 10 year old and totally misinterpreted it. Everyone laughed so hard that I thought I was onto a winner and repeated it at family functions, often to the same reaction. When I was old enough to understand it, I cringed...guess what one of the roasts about me was at the 21st....
How do you make a woman come?
Who cares? |
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By: larc@xtra.co.nz
6/10/2008
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| do kiwi men know how to please a woman ?---some yes , eventually--- it only takes 9 (exactly)minutes to make a woman orgasm, unfortunately some men think sex is about , blowing your bolt, sorry, thats for making children, sex is not blowing your bolt --- at all, thats for making pleasure, however sex without mutual respect and love is like a v8 running on kerosene, it doesnt. |
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By: one_talented_chick
6/10/2008
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Some kiwi men are lurvely, I love them! Who wouldn't want them? But its much better for all concerned if you're both into it. If only one of you wants to be there
it wouldn't matter if the guy was Don Juan, it'd still suck. There's lots to be said for some enthusiasm and energy from both sides. Sigh... yep kiwi guys are beautiful... pity they seem to be in short supply sometimes. |
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By: ropativ
6/10/2008
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| ...shyte! ...they're all premature ejaculators...hahaha |
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By: colevnz
7/10/2008
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| i can shoot a fly of the wall at 30 paces....no easy feat ya know!! |
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