By: machint@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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Agree with you there Mike.
Sometimes it's just wham, bam, thank you mam.
Scottie, someone worth it will come along. I waited for my lovely man a long time too. |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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randyandy!
go and wash your hands oooww! lol |
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By: bruqet
7/10/2008
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| And make an appointment with your dentist for a haircut.. |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| I went without sex for just on 12 years.....but bugger me....you should have seen me go on my 12th birthday... |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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Women can be chgangable...I guess everyone, including women can accept that....except the woman is is 'changeble' at the time...
...I used to front up at the breaky table in my grundies and singlet......tried doing that the other day, just for old times sake....she bloody near cried, for some unknown reason...I suppose 42 years of marriage can change a lady's perception of life in the fast lane. She went a bit funny on me....well.. not on me as such.....just went a bit funny. It wasn't rude. No. Not at all. You couldn't see anything. He was hiding under my belly, so it couldn't have been that.
I reakon I'm an okay lover. Only ever burnt her on the forehead once. Never smoked again while making love.
I remember once, she thought I was trying something new, when in fact, I'd got my foot caught under the foot of the bed and got cramp.....Gggggggeeeeeeez uzzz she got a bit excited there for a moment......... |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| LOL! Solutionz you are soo funny! thanks for sharing and one will hopefully shake off the mental visuals xx LOL! |
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By: nicolte@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| hahahaha, thats faarkin funny, flag the political posts sol, ur way too good a comedian :-) |
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By: nadine.kramer@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| solutions i have a couple of pre sex exercises i can tell you about to stop the cramping, but if she enjoys it so much cramp away lol. You Funny |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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nadine...send those pre-sex exercise through please...you never know...if she sees me doing them and wants an explanation...I can tell her what they are, and what for....you never know...she might get the idea as well....it could turn out to be a turn on.....
you have to be careful...we were once laying there during a power cut. Couldn't read...you know how it is...and in the dark we started talking about.......'it'....you know s...e...x...(just in case the kids are around) and the word 'fantasy' came up....so....I started relating one....and slowly her breath and breathing rate grew louder and faster.....and deeper, and by the time I'd finished, I though, 'you're in here kid' I thought....well, she packed the biggest longest s.h.i.t.t.y. she has ever had....I was lost.
Finally:...."When did all of this happened, and who was the b.i.t.c.h....?"
....I hate memory loss....she'd forgotten it was a fantasy and I was in the s.h.i.t. for weeks. I wore blinkers in case she saw me looking even in the general direction of another woman... |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| This is really funny u guys r precious keep it coming humour in the sack there an't nothing like it |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| november rain u hv a sunny-side in the love depot or is it prevailing weather as such |
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By: kaituna2003
7/10/2008
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Lol solutions nice to hear your sexual exploits .....
ooooooooooooo after 42 yrs ive marriage...lol |
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By: november93rain
7/10/2008
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Hey Lysette
Nothing wrong with a sunny side to anything in life, as for prevailing weather, its all good |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| Solutions hahaha after 42yrs of fantasy's/marriage wouldn't it all be sort of merging into one and other liken to some one playing scrabble who can't speak english. |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| november rain sunnysides-up all the way u go guy and while ur at it have a rough one on me good on u |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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lot can happen in 40 odd years kaituna...you'll find out...can be fun...and even better to look back on.
...I'll tell you, I once came home a bit pissed....wel...I came home that way several times, but this once will do for now.....she wanted to talk...I begged....'I'm tired Hon...long hours, short staffed...Phark! cut me a little slack...' and she gave in to my wishes...bless her.....but during the day she had fitted for the first time..."Fitted Sheets". Never struck them before.
Middle of the night, in the middle of a dream...a drunken dream....PHHHhhhhhwwwwaaa aaaaaaaaapp...elastic corner of the fitted sheet flies off, striaght over my head and face...pissed still, I thought someone was attacking me....ripped at that bloody sheet and it only got tighter, cleared the bedside table...she panics and rushes from her side of the bed, yelling....and I fight with the intruder cursing and swearing, not that I do that often....and finally the light comes on and She pulls the sheet from my face...it's buggered, I'm buggered...and our relationship for the next couple of days was very similar........... |
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By: november93rain
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Hey Lysette
Lol thats funny , you think I am a guy, are you ok? |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| november rain its all good sorry my mistake |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| solutions geeeeeeeez fitted sheets when u were starting out they didn't exist |
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By: mar_ja@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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my husband is! have been married for twenty nine years!
when I dont have a headache! LOL! |
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By: glasspida
7/10/2008
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| Some pharkin funny shyte in here people - good stuff! |
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By: november93rain
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Lysette
Sweet as, its all in good taste |
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By: panianahi
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| yeah definatly good lovers! guess thats why i choose to be single, share the luv with all them gorgeous kiwi blokes!! haha! |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| those headaches can be a great way of saying i wont dreams not reality tonight thanku all the same be back on board tomorrow with my body |
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By: andrew.whiteman@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| Headaches are easy to cure. Powder some dispren on your knob and ask if they want it oraly or the other end :) |
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