By: smiley_scottie
7/10/2008
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| Wow... a d'ick with disprin, that's really romantic... enough to bring on a week long migraine |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| yeh i wreckon if it is one of those rapid nurofen pills who no's maybe prosacks out and nurofun's in |
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By: ruralbeat@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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OF COURSE they are good lovers!!!! why do you think they are getting snapped up over seas????
dont forget it takes TWO to TANGO!!!! |
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By: smiley_scottie
7/10/2008
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I don't understand..."why do you think they are getting snapped up overseas"
is that the kiwi men who have moved overseas?
or the kiwi men who are searching overseas because the kiwi lasses won't have them, so they are seeking unpaid domestics to have their children from women who want to move away from war torn, poverty stricken and crime ridden countries?
"where is the love...?" |
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By: ghostboy666@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| Well I've only been with my current girlfriend for a couple of weeks now and the first time we had s.ex I went for a solid two hours and made her orgasm at least 30 times. I kid you not! and then another time last weekend I managed about 3 hours with about 45 orgasms. I'd say I'm a good kiwi lover annd I'm sure my girlfriend would say so too. Oh and I didn't get to come on either of those occasions either which really f-ing sucks lol |
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By: colevnz
7/10/2008
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| it appears we have great imaginations as well, lol |
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By: andrew.whiteman@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| Id say your a bullsht artist too lmao |
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By: terijoy.wilton@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| (Throat Clearing cough thing) WHATEVER (cough cough splutter) |
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By: smiley_scottie
7/10/2008
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| ah, to be sure, viagra is a wonderful invention, and some women are really good actors. |
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By: haahaa73
7/10/2008
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| rather surprised anyone still calls his left hand his girlfriend. YOu could lean heavily against your arm for a while until it goes to sleep and then it would be like having sx with someone elses 'girlfriend'....? |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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I had a d.i.c.k with attitude once....wouldn't sit down...not even when I yelled at him, and smacked the bugger.
Just wish I hadn't been so hard on him all those years ago.
He's got a bloody complex now. Gets up...but as soon as I look at him....he sits down again. |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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Tell you what kids....emember the days of Doctors and Nurses.....My...they were the days.
My instruments were ...Um.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. ...that grass that grows in the lawn,,,sticky stuff one end...wwhite the other....Pas...something. ..Pass....?
Anyway, the girl next door was suitably presented on the table out in the tent, and was a willing patient as my Mate and I tried to find out how much of the...pas..pas....bugger! ...that grass stuff would fit in there....don't remember her name or what happened to her.
Might have become a vegitarian...might just live on that pas....pas..pasp....bugge r! anyway, you get the story....pas...pass...pas p....bugger |
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By: rufjak@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| paspallum. ;o) |
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By: terijoy.wilton@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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oh dear lord, fit in where?
No what I don't wanna know |
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By: unclenana@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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....speaking of which - where's YOUR g-spot!?:)
I know where mine is!:) |
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By: dodgey33
7/10/2008
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| thats lovely unclenana. Find it yourself? |
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By: unclenana@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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| Nnnnnoooo dodgey!:) |
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By: solutionz@xtra.co.nz
7/10/2008
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RUFJAK....so it was you....Great to catch up after all these years...I just knew I could get someone to rise to the bait....any grass stains?....Lol
Cheers Matey...have a great day |
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By: dodgey33
7/10/2008
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| rofl sol, i wasnt even born then. x |
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By: one_talented_chick
7/10/2008
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The answer to the question in the thread? If you are a fan of Flight of the Conchords, check this out on youtube or listen to their song "It's business time" on the album. Amazing. Self-confidence is clearly all it takes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
If you can google and find the video version from series one its even funnier. |
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By: newface4415
11/10/2008
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| No and hell no |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
12/10/2008
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| i dont think they r as i have only met a few and they were boys sothere u go they must all be hiding at home with the tele or comp. or on the feild playing games |
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By: gomullagain
12/10/2008
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I believe kiwi women are far superior lovers , at least when compared to their blokey Aussie counterparts. Over here its often difficult to spot the difference between the loud mouthed, beer gutted wannabe bloke women and the pink shirt wearing, waxed weasels trying their best to be as feminist friendly as possible!.
Here on the Gold Coast a Hot blooded, feminine kiwi chick is always guaranteed a most warm welcome. |
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By: lysette@xtra.co.nz
12/10/2008
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| so what ur saying is when we travel we leave our stigma at home interesting |
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By: destinyawaits39
24/08/2009
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| do not fly |
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