I heard that heaven is in financial trouble cause of the world ecconomy and so jesus had the stealth bomber repossessed and now has a kia Picanto, on lease...........
Probably, one things for sure if I were Jesus and found myself back on Earth again today - I would change my name to John Smith and not tell ANYBODY that I was back! I think I'd just go busking and buy a motorhome to see the country in.
Jesus Flies a Stealth Bomber.'
He is an excellent pilot. Very intuitive.
Doesn't use the payload though.
Saves us millions.
Everybody loves Jesus because Jesus is way cool.