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By: deano1kaiks
14/08/2008
10:45 am

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THIS STONE COMMEMORATES THE EXPLOIT OF WILLIAM WEBB ELLIS, WHO WITH A FINE DISREGARD FOR THE RULES OF FOOTBALL, AS PLAYED IN HIS TIME, FIRST TOOK THE BALL IN HIS ARMS AND RAN WITH IT, THUS ORIGINATING THE DISTINCTIVE FEATURE OF THE RUGBY GAME, A.D 1823. Inscription on the great WWE's headstone............ so basically, he got bored sh!tless playing football & thought 'f#*K you wharfie!, I'm gonna invent a better game!'...... and so became the greatest game of all, RUGBY.

By: stunningly_cool
13/08/2008
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You can add fiji and PNG to that list ! wow doesnt that make you so proud. a bunch of losers playing losers playing a loser game. wales and georgia are not even in the top 25 !!!
Who was the last team the all whankers beat ? no one knows ? have they ever been ranked number 1. have they every beaten or played the number team in the world lately ? if you support a loser team like the whites than you are a loser !! hahaha

By: wharfie72
13/08/2008
8:12 pm

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daquack; "a lot of european soccer clubs go broke ". Is that right? I know of a few, but not a lot. Care to name these clubs?
For a striker to score a goal a game would be a phenomenal goal record. You see, to get a goal the ball must pass between the posts and under the crossbar with a goalkeeper trying to stop it. In rugby, you only have to get the ball across a 50m line. How hard can that be?
Ryan Nelsen is on at least NZ$100,000 per week and he is nowhere near the best player in the EPL. What does a superstar (in their own mind) all blank get a week? hahahaha
The all blanks and rugby are only world famous in NZ. So what if NZ football isn't great? It is harder to make your mark in a global game than in a game played by only a few countries as the all blanks have done. Big deal!
Their achievements (or lack of) mean nothing in world sport, because the world doesn't give a hoot about rugby. It's not a global game. If NZ can win an Olympic medal in swimming or athletics that is far more important. I know you are dim-witted, but don't you understand yet do you?
The All Whites have had a 2-2 draw with Wales and Giggs and Bellamy both played. Also a win in Georgia last year or 2006.
You are a sad case daquack. Getting all worked up over some obscure sport that's only world famous in NZ. Make the switch and get into the real world.

By: sposer72
13/08/2008
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If rugby players are neanderthals then how do you describe the football hooligans in europe and s america that consistently erupt into violence and chaos for no real reason?I bet they just seen another 0-0 draw,be enough to get me going for sure and i may be wrong but isnt rugby seen as a upper class sport in england?

By: dachiropractor17
13/08/2008
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and thats why a lot of european soccer clubs go broke cos they overpay their players - who usually cant score more than 2 goals a game!! lol hehe

oh yeah - all blacks are popular all over the world!! wharfie knows that - which is why he is full of envy!!! i feel sorry for him cos when it comes to talking about nz soccer....everyone remains silent not knowing what to say....
the only words they could muster were 'winton rufer'!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

and as for ryan nelson - what has he done for nz soccer?? nothing....just knowing that he plays for the epl - which to me says they must be desparate for players!! lol what has he done for the all whites??? from what i know the all whites just go overseas get whipped - and come back home - with the nz soccer federation all broke - every year!!! lol

By: deano1kaiks
13/08/2008
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<unlike you, I have a job to go to> What jobs that?, a BLOWJOB!. I have a 'place of employment', but cannot be there at the moment, due to injuries inflicted in a car accident. Thats why I'm on the computer in the middle of the day. So whats your reason?, or don't you open your hairdressing salon till the afternoon?

By: wharfie72
13/08/2008
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Anywhere in the world???? Surely you mean commonwealth countries!
Sure, in UK & Aussie they are aware that NZ has sheep and all blanks. Try a few other countries. The ones I have made enquiries in, they don't even know NZ, think rugby is gridiron, but most can name the Man Utd squad, or the Dutch squad, or the England squad, or the Real Madrid squad etc. Mention a 'famous' ( world famous in NZ ) all blank and I get a blank stare.
And that shows the huge gulf. One ( football) is a global sport, the other is only world famous in NZ and taken seriously by a handful of countries.
Unlike you, I have a job to go to.
Skill is synonymous with football. That's one reason why top footballers get salaries that can't compare with top rugby players. Any idiot can catch a ball and run.

By: deano1kaiks
13/08/2008
8:54 am

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Hahahahaha! you sure do put up a good fight wharfie!. 'world famous in nz', is that why if you go anywhere in the world & mention that you are from nz, the first thing people say, is 'All Blacks' & 'sheep'? (obviously referring to the sheep as being our national football team, as they are 'all white')lol. Stop abusing the word 'skill', by associating it with football!. We all know which game requires 'skill', and it sure aint the one where you only use your feet!.

By: wharfie72
13/08/2008
8:27 am

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I watched a game of rugby. Here's how I saw it....... pass backwards, pass backwards, pass backwards,(yaaaawn), get tackled, fall over, get jumped on by team-mates, lots of overweight neanderthals fall on top . Kick ball out, all 16 spectators clap, lineout takes forever, pass backwards, pass backwards, pass backwards,get tackled, fall over, scrum grown men fondling each other and doing disgusting acts, get up with a sore ar.s.e. Resart, pass backwards, pass backwards (yaaaawn), pass backwards, pass backwards, whistle blows, Full time. Absolutely exhilarating!! (sarcasm). After that, i watched a game of football. Here's how I saw it..... skill, pass,skill! run, pass,skill!,get tackled, skill!, unbelievable skill, keep running, pass, more skill,(I'm on the edge of my seat) chip ahead, brilliant shot, GOAL!! High Fives from the rest of the team. Restart, more skill, passing forward and back if necessary, no overweight neanderthals in sight! 1-0..................... .... I could go on, but there's a 2000 word limit. Anyway, we all get the picture. Good luck with your 'rugby is better than football' argument. The world doesn't agree and that's why rugby is only world famous in NZ hahahahaha
You should know by now, that jealousy gets you nowhere!

By: deano1kaiks
13/08/2008
7:13 am

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I watched a game of football. Here's how i saw it....... kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, (yaaaawn), get tackled, fall over, writhe around in pain, penalty. Shoot for goal, scored!, run around the field celebrating, get jumped on by team-mates, get up with a sore ar.s.e. Resart, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, (yaaaawn), kick, kick, whistle blows, Full time. Absolutely exhilarating!! (sarcasm). After that, i watched a game of rugby. Here's how i saw it..... run, pass,CRUNCH! run, pass,BASH!,get tackled, SMASH!, get up, keep running, pass, steamroll over the opposition,(I'm on the edge of my seat) chip ahead, regather, TRY!! High Fives from the rest of the team. DC lines up the conversion from the touchline, straight down the middle!. 2mins gone, NZ up 7nil..................... .... I could go on, but there's a 2000 word limit. Anyway, we all get the picture. Good luck with your 'football is better than rugby' argument Dwarfie! :D

By: milford410
13/08/2008
6:36 am

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your lame

By: liav4
12/08/2008
9:19 pm

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what sport do you play whanker?? you cant call playing with your plastic dolls a sport !!!!
soccer is popular because the vast majority of the planet is poor. Not just poor but dirt poor. So poor that clothes are considered a luxury. About half the planet lives this way so it comes to pass that the most cherished form of social recreation is the one needing the least amount of upkeep maintenance and investment. Soccer is the only sport in the world that needs next to nothing to play. All you need is a ball and in some cases not even that. Where a ball is not available use what is handy like a sheep bladder or a dog skull or some rags wrapped together so long as it can roll. And you can play it anywhere. In dirt grass gravel any place where there is a flat surface and hell it is not really mandatory that the surface be completely flat. People will make do with just about any locale. That makes it the most universal sport accessible to every class caste and social status on the planet
And whats this i hear you're stalking 10 year olds now.. pedophile!!!!! stick to your plastic dolls hahahaha
I also heard you went to get your head examined but the doctors found nothing there!!
Now that explains everything why you act like an idiot on here!!!

By: wainoas_daughter
12/08/2008
8:44 pm

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"Soccer is so stupid everyone can learn it. if you were sent to a foreign planet with instructions to teach the aliens one earth game without knowing anything about their language customs and culture the one game you could teach them is soccer ........ "

lmfao could'nt of said it better loved it

By: wharfie72
12/08/2008
8:40 pm

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That's top money in the rugby 'world' ( a handful of countries) but peanuts for Football. Even Beckham, past his prime, is on $1 million a week.
There is so much skill in football. Like I said, no skill in rugby and most of those neanderthals couldn't kick a ball properly to save themselves.
I realise football is global but it is possible that it is so popular that it could be intergalactical. Meanwhile rugby is still only popular in a handful of countries. And 'world famous' in NZ.
Where were the crowds at the Air NZ cup games? I've seen more people watching the 10 year olds playing football! haha You lot keep telling me it's our national game!! hahaha

By: liav4
12/08/2008
8:22 pm

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any one can make more playing over in the uk or france you idiot! if he was here in nz he'd be getting as much as you get an hour $2! any of the all blacks would be making big money over there like carter will be getting 1.8mil for six months !!!!!!!!

By: bmoosenz
12/08/2008
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<Basically, if you are too fat, stupid and dim-witted to play football, you can always play rugby.>

So you're mrs plays a spot of ruga then does she?

by the way you are a sweaty gooch

By: liav4
12/08/2008
8:05 pm

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Soccer is so stupid everyone can learn it. if you were sent to a foreign planet with instructions to teach the aliens one earth game without knowing anything about their language customs and culture the one game you could teach them is soccer. just think how far you would get trying to explain rugby rules to foreigners who dont understand your language. soccer doesnt have this problem. it is the one sport that transcends language culture race and intelligence.
soccer is perfect for the athletically optimal and sloven alike..

You are too funny whanker whartie !!!! now dont trip over you're cordless phone you idiot!!!

By: wharfie72
12/08/2008
7:45 pm

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If football is so unskilled, as you say liav4, can you please explain to me why an average footballer, say like Ryan Nelsen, gets in a fortnight what the best all blank gets in a year? Surely, if you are right, it should be the other way round?
Geez, what an idiot!
There is NO skill in rugby apart from the kicker. And most rugby neanderthals couldn't kick to save their sad overweight neanderthal lives.
Basically, if you are too fat, stupid and dim-witted to play football, you can always play rugby.
Liav4, you

By: liav4
12/08/2008
7:21 pm

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Soccer is popular because only untalented people play it. the vast majority of the planet is (comparatively) untalented.
It takes basically no time to learn and less time to enjoy playing it. its easily understood by everyone. its so simple you can explain it to a retard while u stand on one foot.
all u have to do is not use ur hands.anyone can learn and understand that.that makes it perfect for the most uncoordinated and unathletic people in the world.
Many sports require a certain level of coordiantion and an innate set of complex skills that need to be applied to enjoy them at an optimum level like hitting a small flying ball, skating, throwing, tackling and catching.
but anyone can kick a ball.
soccer is the one sport in the world that requires the lowest level of physical commitment to enjoy it on a personal level.

By: wharfie72
12/08/2008
7:00 pm

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Thanks for reinforcing the "dim witted neanderthal" part.

By: dachiropractor17
12/08/2008
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wharfie really loves rugby !!!! lol its all good - hes very passionate about the all blacks cos thats why he raves on about them!! hehe wharfie has accepted the fact that rugby rules here by far!!! hehe

as for the all whites - i think that wharfie is still living in 1982 - cos thats all we can talk about - 1982 , yet we didnt win anything other than admiring fans ....

but then again soccer didnt take off from there cos the soccer people in nz were too infatuated with the english premier league....but forgot about the young talent:D:D lol hehe
i think wharfie is bitter about rugby even though rugby was amateur back then...now that rugby is professional - wharfie has demonstrated the insecurities that soccer fans around the world is feeling - the ever improving brand of rugby!!! hence why he shows disdain at the mentioning of rugby world cup!!! lol

its ok wharfie - we have a variety of comps to follow here in nz... club rugby, air new zealand cup, super 14, and international rugby!!! wow what a smorgasbord!!!! hehe

now lets talk phoenix....didnt they come last in 2007?? oh yip - just what the average kiwi expects:D:D:D lol

good on ya wharfie!!!! we know you love and adore rugby!! lol

By: ivanichianus2
12/08/2008
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go watch some soccer then you pooh stabbing nob

By: wharfie72
12/08/2008
6:25 pm

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It is easy to be the most 'feared & respected' rugby team in the world because the world doesn't care about rugby.
NZ is probably the most 'feared & respected' gumboot throwing nation too!
Big deal!
Anyone can be a big fish in a small pond.
The real test is to be a big fish in a big pond.
By the way, I have lots of friends and they also think rugby is strictly for overweight, plodding, slow, dim-witted, neanderthal losers.....like most of you lot.

By: brendon.emma
12/08/2008
5:33 pm

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change the record whaffie you kock knocker

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12/08/2008
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change the record whaffie you kock knocker
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